
Anjali is probably married and has three kids. Of course, Tina mummy hasn’t taken into consideration that it has been EIGHT BLOODY YEARS. Who the hell writes a novel for an eight-year-old? You guessed it – Tina. I’ve been friend-zoned before, that stuff does make you want to move to another city.ĩ0 minutes of film later, Anjali (Rahul’s daughter) gets done with reading her mum’s letter. Heartbroken to see Rahul and Tina in love, Anjali decides to leave the college and go to another city, back to her family. She’s always the pichwaara of all jokes and is forever going to be in the bro-zone. Dressing up girly, trying to be nice – nothing works. Anjali is as relevant as stick-on nails on a rabbit.Īnjali begins to get overly possessive about Rahul, which is LOLworthy and not something you need to acknowledge.Īs you would expect, Anjali’s attempts to become Rahul’s main squeeze go in vain. Lots of our favourite songs happen while strengthening this misconception further….Koi Mil Gaya! (Anjali thinks Rahul loves her… MISCONCEPTION OF THE FREAKING CENTURY) In English class, a little bit of inefficient hinting on Rahul’s part leads to this massive misunderstanding. Got caught shoplifting? Break into a hymn. A hymn is a surefire way to win most desis’ hearts.


Rahul is struck by Tina’s beauty, but the narrow-minded misogynist dumbnugget in him is standing in the way.īut soon, Tina proves her mettle and qualifies as wife) bahu/biwi material. Exactly why your dumbass shouldn’t be at Oxford. Mr Malhotra’s daughter Tina (Rani Mukherjee) has arrived from London. Next we meet Riffat Bee, who is Anjali’s… caretaker? I don’t know but she looks after a bunch of girls and she’s the only person who knows wassup.Īnd after this, we meet potential psychopath and college principal, Mr Malhotra, who firmly believes girls wear short skirts to excite men. Rahul and Anjali have trouble functioning without each other, despite not being able to stand each other. Seriously, why the heck are these guys so excited? What is so exciting about this, please explain. If only all this time and energy was invested preparing for a test, these guys would have jobs in places other than McDonald’s in the future. The amount of notice St Xavier’s college gives about Rahul and Anjali’s fights is enough to help grow crops in farms across India. Actually, she’s pretty much always moody. Anjali gets quite moody if you remind her she’s a woman. We are taken back in time, to the life of a young college-going Rahul Khanna and his annoying best friend with an unspecified gender, Anjali Sharma (Kajol, duh). #YOMOĪnjali’s eighth birthday arrives and she finally gets to read the last letter her mum wrote to her.
#Kuch kuch hota hai (sad) full#
(cue emotional scene where she is asked to talk about her Mum on a stage full of unsuspecting people, and Rahul gives a long sappy speech while she ugly cries in the background)ĭaadi tells Rahul he should remarry but he believes marriage only happen once. Everyday things remind this poor child of her motherless-ness. Kid is kind of annoying but no one says anything to her because she is motherless. She often delivers religious sermons on bringing up children to women in the neighbourhood.

#Kuch kuch hota hai (sad) Patch#
Rahul and Tina’s daughter Anjali has grown to be a total doll! A beautiful Cabbage Patch Kid doll…ĭaadi (Rahul’s mum) is a religious woman. We are fast-forwarded into Mumbai 8 years later. Tina left 8 letters for her new born daughter and asked Rahul’s mum to give one letter to her on each of her 8 birthdays.

We see a very sad Rahul (SRK, duh) standing near a burning chittha (pile of wood), mourning the loss of his wife, Tina, who died soon after childbirth. By the end of KKHH, one finds themselves saying “Jeet hamesha pyaar saree ki hoti hai”( Love saree always wins).Īs we have learned, all 90’s Bollywood super hits start with a scene where someone’s reminiscing about the good days. It is a heart-touching film experience which strengthens your ancient beliefs – don’t be yourself, especially if you’re a woman. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai is a beautiful story about the triumph of the saree over everything else.
